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Xkullexon
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Pico rant

Posted by Xkullexon - 12 hours ago


Ranting about my booboo bear real quick


One of the major reasons i even love Picos character so much is the fact he’s not exactly one thing overall. What i mean by that [since i’m not good wording shit] is he’s not some mean asshole, and definitely no angel, but inbetween of being this n that. Atleast the way i see his character in his canon work. I find Picos relatable, and he’s aggressive for his own reasons.


Others often make it as tho he chooses to be a dickhead n likes being that n all. But have we forgotten how fucking shitty n weird his universe is? LMAO. All that comes to HIM and he isn’t seeking any of it. Tho he has homicidal urges, it’s pretty cool seeing him turn to the assassination business for that. Getting paid to do something he likes.


But he’s not just gonna kill anyone, if ur chill, he’ll be fairly chill with u too. But Pico has trust issues which i find pretty reasonable for his past but also maybe his schizophrenia. It’s never mentioned or shown in media, unfortunately. And i’m no doctor, but i imagine trust issues would come with schizophrenia.


Having hallucinations and a “break from reality” which is the term i hear. Then yeah he’s on edge and more to himself. But as we see with Picos character he’s clearly very loyal to his friends. He can and DOES care. But i like that he’s not some hero. To me, he feels so realistic cuz of all this.


Plus, whenever i see Picos character he’s honestly got some damn good common sense. Calling out shit the way it is. Real attractive ngl…


And who wouldn’t love Picos confidence too. I don’t exactly find him “cocky” but something i find so funny is when he’s sassy. In some media atleast, some reason i like it more than i should, i do not know why. I guess cuz he’s not a total asshole but damn that attitude.


And maybe u could say he’s an “asshole” at times but we only really see that during fitting situations. OBVIOUSLY if something’s a threat then yeah..And he ain’t gonna back down if someone’s on his ass. Pico doesn’t go around choosing to make people feel like shit. He could be cold, but as i mentioned before it’s reasonable.


I’m very picky when it comes to how Picos character is portrayed. Most of it fuckin sucks. I feel he’s pretty misunderstood most of the time. But don’t take this as me saying “Only i understand him!!! No one gets Pico like i do!! Everyone else is wrong!” HAHA i’d rather break a leg if i ever turn that way, hell id rather take the bullet. Pico is just a fictional character.


I feel i could go on and on and on AND ON AND ON!!! About his character. Love him.


This is why i’m even obsessed with the guy. Yeah, course he’s physically attractive don’t ever get me bout that, but it’s the personality along with that that got me wild. Like really wild…Cuz again i find Pico very relatable and having that sweet lil connection with a character is nice.


And don’t even get me started on the depictions of Pico being some fuckboy. He is NOT some tall jacked up guy, his voice is NOTTT some deep shit, HE IS NOT!!! ABOUT ALL THAT. Thanks.


Actually, let me go on about that. I adore when Picos character has a high pitched voice in media. Hashtag, Pico vs Bear DX, and Love Me Newgrounds since those are the only two examples i personally know of. I’m pretty sure the voice actor is named Cory right?? I’m sorry if i’m wrong, credits to him tho he’s awesome.


While Pico is absolutely a badass, he’s not the stereotypical big, cocky, flirty, dude. Well he could be flirty but in that depiction u might just fucking call it sexual harassment. Like that meme, flirting vs sexual harassment, HAHA.


Now i can’t quite explain the type of depiction i love about Pico, but the high pitched voice, kind yet closed to himself personality, and damn that smile. I love…LOOOOOVEEE OHH LOVE his toothgap. Maybe not all gingers have freckles but it feels fitting for him which just gives him an even more adoring smile. Ugly fucking outfit tho. But he’s an exception, so.


And i hate myself for adding this at the very bottom and at the last minute, but im tired of people assuming Picos a kid. I’ll say some shit, and every single fucking time there’s this rando going “Ew isn’t he a child..” depends what fuckin version ur talking about. While Pico is absolutely Tom’s character, he’s also for the fans, which is why he’s not exactly the mascot of Newgrounds anymore. If i’m correct, i saw in an interview Tom Fulp wanted Pico to be more like the player. Which is why there’s diff versions of him and many give him different traits.


But i personally still stick with whatever Tom says about his character and lil bit of Mindchamber too. But here’s the thing, Mindchambers Pico is younger n i think he stated he was 13. But Tom Fulp says he doesn’t have an exact age. Both are absolutely fine. I mean if Pico was a child throughout it all, everyone would be in fucking trouble, duh. I know the guy is short n shit but damn. Pico Epilogue tho…


Anyway, i felt that was important. Very important. I find it funny the time i saw someone say Pico would be terrified and cry during fuckin. The guy smokes weed, handles guns, kills for a living, i promise u he’s jerkin it.


Not sure why that of all things would scare him, but aight. I’ll end it here, IDC HOW LONG THIS IS HAHA i am telling it how it is.


Actually, let’s talk about Picos DJ skills tho, and his breakdancing skills. My guy is of many talents…That flexibility sure could be useful for things. But really, i love the fanart of him djing and breakdancing. I need more.


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And I thought I had a huge Pico obsession.
Glad to see I'm not alone :3

HAHA no yeah, i’m sticking with him for life. Even when i do get into other stuff it’s barely 2-3 months. And then i go home to my fav murderous redhead.

@Xkullexon same!! Ever since I got back into Pico's School last year I haven't been able to get over it. I always get into something, the obsession lasts a week, and then I'm back to Pico again. Even when I get a new hyperfixation I still continue to talk about Pico during that time lol. Because no one will ever replace him... never. Never ever.

LMAO yeah, exactly. Like rn i just found out about a character i used to love as a kid, so ive been trying to make fanart now. And watch edits of em n all. But like u said, i still made this whole rant and Picos always gonna be my top favs. Or when i was into Postal last year, even then id draw him and Pico together. I love u Pico…I want u forever and ever…No one’s gonna take u away from me..No one. Our 4 year anniversary is next year! I say, as they lock me up in the asylum.

@Xkullexon I will also be thrown into the asylum... with my bi ass making a rule 63 version that I've used for basically every single roleplay I've been in with my friends... I will not stop.

Ohh i had to search up what u meant lmao. but yeah! That’s understandable dude do what u want. Tho, lowkey, i hear so many others doin roleplay n i haven’t done it in years i often forget it’s a real thing between friends.